colegio

I was told on more than one occasion that success in college is really based only on how well you read, and how well you write.

Percentage of reading/writing/'rithmetic I have done in my classes this semester:

(formatted in a table for ease of understanding)

Class	Reading	Writing	‘Rithmetic
Conditioning	0	0	0
Chemistry	5	1	94
Chemistry Lab*	12	4	27
Calculus	10	-10	100
Physics	0	0	100
English	35	65	0
Weights	0	0	0
World Religions (institute) **	26	0	7

*The other 57% of the time is spent waiting for reactions or doing dishes.

** the remaining 67% of the time is spent praying, singing, or waiting for Brother Bateman to find the remote (in his pocket), his notes, or the word he's looking for.

As you can see, almost no time is actually spent reading.  And even less is spent writing.  High school was a lie.

Or engineering is just...not college?

Hm...time to approach this logically :D

College = reading and writing (according to high school claims)

reading and writing DNE engineering (DNE is math notation for "DOES NOT EQUAL)

therefore...

College DNE engineering!  

and we can assume that the converse is true, that engineering DNE college.

...how do I explain to my parents that I've been up here for nearly ten weeks now and haven't done much college at all?